How To Trick or Treat

Today I show you how to correctly trick or treat. Most people think trick or treating is difficult. Those people are wrong. You can do so in these simple steps:
1) Be aggressive
2) If you have cute feet, use them to seduce your victim into getting what you deserve!
3) If the host still refuses, smash eggs on him or her and steal all of their candy and then kick them in their prosthetic genitals composed of a spoon and an egg.
4) Run away!
5) If you feel sympathetic after you hear the baby you attacked's cry, go back and offer the candy be petting it
6) Use that opportunity to steal the baby's necklace and repeatedly kick it aggressively
7) Run and repeat!

Happy Holidays!

(I did Ankha since it was 's birthday...I know it's not exactly what you asked for, but I hope you enjoy it! ^-^ Have a good one!)